An Englishman, and American and a Greek were complaining about their stupid wives.
The Englishman says, "my wife saw a sale in the supermarket and bought 50lbs of meat, and we don't even have a freezer!"
The American guys says, "I got that beat. My wife bought a �60,000 car, and she doesn't even know how to drive!"
But then the greek says, "no, mine beats that. My wife went on vacation last month with her friends, and took 100 condoms with her, and she doesn't even have a dick!"