There was an Englishman an Irishman
and a Scotsman. They all worked on the top of a cliff and the Englishman said, “If I
have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off this cliff!”
The Irishman said, “If I have
ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!”
The Scotsman said, “If I have jam in my
sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!
It was the next day, and they all had to
jump off as the Englishman had cheese the Irishman had ham and the Scotsman had
A week later, it was the funeral and the
Scottish lady and the English lady said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like what
we put in their sandwiches?"
And the Irish lady said, “I dont know why my husband jumped off
the cliff he made his own sandwiches!”