and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says,
"The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then
use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you
The Frenchman says, "I
take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la
France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says,
"A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his
head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says,
"Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The
New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the
There's blood gushing out
all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you
The New Yorker looks at the
chief and says, "So much for your canoe, asshole!"